The Making Of A Mother
By the time the Lord made mothers, He was into
the sixth day working overtime. An Angel appeared and said
"Why are you spending so much time on this one?"
And the Lord answered and said, "Have
you read the spec sheet on her? She has to be completely washable, but not
elastic; have 200 movable parts, all replaceable; run on black coffee and
leftovers; have a lap that can hold three children at one time and that
disappears when she stands up; have a kiss that can cure anything from a
scraped knee to a broken heart; and have six pairs of hands."
The Angel was astounded at the requirements for
this one. "Six pairs of hands! No way!" said the Angel.
The Lord replied, "Oh, it's not the hands
that are the problem. It's the three pairs of eyes that mothers must
have!"
"And that's on the standard model?"
the Angel asked.
The Lord nodded in agreement, "Yep, one
pair of eyes are to see through the closed door as she asks her children what
they are doing even though she already knows. Another pair in the back of her
head are to see what she needs to know even though no one thinks she can. And
the third pair are here in the front of her head. They are for looking at
an errant child and saying that she understands and loves him or her without
even saying a single word."
The Angel tried to stop the Lord
"This is too much work for one day. Wait until tomorrow to finish."
"But I can't!" The Lord protested,
"I am so close to finishing this creation that is so close to my own
heart. She already heals herself when she is sick AND can feed a family
of six on a pound of hamburger and can get a nine year old to stand in the
shower."
The Angel moved closer and touched the woman,
"But you have made her so soft, Lord."
"She is soft," the Lord agreed,
"but I have also made her tough. You have no idea what she can endure or
accomplish."
"Will she be able to think?" asked the
Angel.
The Lord replied, "Not only will she be
able to think, she will be able to reason, and negotiate."
The Angel then noticed something and reached out
and touched the woman's cheek. "Oops, it looks like You have a leak with
this model. I told You that You were trying to put too much into this
one."
"That's not a leak." the Lord
objected. "That's a tear!"
"What's the tear for?" the Angel
asked.
The Lord said, "The tear is her way of
expressing her joy, her sorrow, her disappointment, her pain, her loneliness,
her grief, and her pride."
The Angel was impressed. "You are a
genius, Lord. You thought of everything for this one. You even
created the tear!"
The Lord looked at the Angel and smiled and
said, "I'm afraid you are wrong again. I created the woman, but she
created the tear!"
